NARRATOR: And if you act now, we'll throw in the inspiring new Christmas story, soon to be an instant classic: "I'll use my own server, and no one will be the wiser!" NARRATOR: The whole family will enjoy reading stories like, The Grinch Who Lost Her EmailsĬAROLINE: "I know just what I'll do", she said with a snicker. NickĬRUZ: I will audit him here or there, I will audit him anywhere! NARRATOR: And the Lois Lerner masterpiece, Auditing St. In this case, read festive stories like: Frosty the Speaker of the HouseĬRUZ: "Look! The Speaker is melting before Congress!" NARRATOR: Act now, and you'll get a leader who does exactly what he says he's going to do. Favorites such as: How Obamacare Stole Christmas and Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer.ĬRUZ: All of the other Reindeer couldn't afford to hire Rudolph. NARRATOR: A Proven Record presents a festive collection of timeless Christmas classics, read by the trusted conservative leader, Ted Cruz. told by the Senator who once read Green Eggs and Ham from the Senate Floor.ĬRUZ: 'Twas the night before the Shutdown and all through the House, Not a bill was stirring, Not even to fund a mouse. NARRATOR: Imagine the greatest Christmas stories. However, the Christmas tales he tells are political satire. The above video features Cruz reading to his two daughters, along with his wife, in a traditional Christmas setting. Cruz is no stranger to non-traditional campaigning, he has cooked bacon on the end of a machine gun and performed full-throated "Princess Bride" impressions on the trail in 2016.
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The Texas Senator and 2016 presidential candidate will play the above ad in crucial Iowa TV markets during this weekend's "Saturday Night Live" broadcast, according to Cruz Communications Director Catherine Frazier. Hope you're ready for a campy Ted Cruz Christmas parody meets infomercial meets sanctioned campaign ad. Watch the Campy Christmas Infomercial Ted Cruz Is About To Play During SNL
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The ad will run in Iowa during this weekend's "Saturday Night Live" show.Īn excerpt of story by IJ Review is below and full article may be viewed here. Featuring classics like, How Obamacare Stole Christmas, Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer, The Grinch Who Lost Her Emails, Frosty The Speaker of the House, and Auditing St.
The ad shows Cruz along with his wife Heidi reading stories to their two daughters. HOUSTON, Texas – The Cruz for President campaign released a new Christmas ad, "Cruz Christmas Classics". Cruz for President Launches New SNL Christmas Ad in Iowa
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